My husband has a personality transplant within a five-mile radius of any airport. There is no chatting, no dawdling, no time to buy water or go to the loo. But I have happened upon a better way to travel If we are being observed by aliens, they probably wonder why couples on Earth invent so man...
Source: [Guardian International](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jul/19/summer-holiday-relaxing-airport-divorce)