The torture of the inbox is made insufferably worse by the dated cliches at the beginning and end. Enough! If email were a person, it would be an adult dressed in a teenager’s clothes, desperately trying to stay relevant.
Source: [Guardian International](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/oct/25/the-hill-i-will-die-on-email-sign-off-archaic)