I don’t care what the capital of Uzbekistan is. I want to trade celebrity gossip and hear how your marriage counselling is going It’s been a long, dreary winter. I am at dinner with a group of friends when someone wonders aloud when the first day of summer is.
Source: [Guardian International](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/aug/14/the-hill-i-will-die-on-questions-unanswered-stop-pulling-out-phone)